I had a blast in Portofino the other day. We had an extra day without work for an account outing last monday 01sep07. Our destination is at Portofino in Mactan, Cebu. The beach is okay, it's not as nice as Boracay of course but it's nice compared to the other beaches I've been to. At first I thought that we are just going to have an outing then everybody will have seperate groups since service people are only close to service agents and sales are with sales only. Over lunch that is really the case but after the games we all had a bond. We all had a blast specially after dinner because everybody's drinking and really having fun. I just didn't get it why didn't I get a private time with "him" ( my long-time crush in sales )! Well we're almost getting there but I ruined it. I called his team and may be he got really concious and asked the flirty girl to seat beside him! Stupid right?! I hate myself for that. Anyhow, may be he'll be different this time because now he knows that I'm looking forward to go to work just to see him.
It will be all about why's today! Why did the scheduler gave me 7 work days straight when it's their fault of not changing my schedule a month after I gave them the form?! I know that I was the one who requested for the swap but they didn't process my request on time. The time frame should be 2weeks and it actually took them 1 whole month! 
Why do hot guys always ask for a meet when I'm not in Manila? A hot guy from NY just messaged me through my DL account and he's asking me to meet him up because he is gonna visit PI and will stay here for a month or two. He's in Manila now and I'm here in Cebu! He hit me August 28!!! I'm L O I ( lack of intimacy ) for more than a month now and it's making me hate myself for being such a diva when an ex-fling asked me for it! Stupid right?! 
My last regret today is that I wasn't able to hook-up with my long time crush in the office. Why didn't I flirted him back when I got the chance?! We're both almost drunk and about to really hit it but I just ruined it by not attending to him that quick when he actually ready to hit it...
I just don't understand what's happening. When I decided to stop cruising and just date guys who are just serious and will have patience to exclusively go out with me. But now that I'm here in Cebu it's like a rewind! I'm still not sure though, because I still don't have much friends right now...but still!
The scene here is so different from Manila. Trannie's, Queers and DISCREET Gay men are attacking each other...not even united. I just want to make it clear that there is what we call the rainbow flag where all the colors of the sexual preference are present and they should understand that we should all look for each other. GAWD! I never thought the scene and acceptance here will be this immature! Shoot me now but I'm not gonna tolerate this! That's why I thought a very bright idea, I'm really planning to stay here for good. I want to put up a gay bar ( rainbow/gay themed bar like Government and Bed ) here. I want to set a standard to all my fellow gay men. They should learn how to treat each other like a sister. Well I know that I really can't put up by myself so I'm asking or I've opened up the idea to my two friends/supervisors and their friend ( all are gay men and are in the same company ). Wish us luck! Pray for us guys!
I just found out about Dashboard's new album! I'm so gonna get it this Saturday!ÜI have never engaged myself to fowarding random messages or jokes via text messaging ( fine! i stopped when I was 18..
). But this past few weeks I've been recieving this really funny joke about a house-help who's name is Inday. The first text I recieved was this...
"I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of work that you want. My creativity, productivity and work efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress…"
- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago nyang amo!
Now tell me if it's not funny! Then I recieved another text from a friend that goes...
Amo: Bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in weather patterns might have occurred, wreaking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: (nosebleed!)
Then another text that goes...
"It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you can handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because it sucks!"
- Inday kasama si Junior sa principal's office. (Tulala ang principal)
Then a lot more coming from random friends. I never thought such text would be that well-spread! Even those my friends who I never thought would engage to such spamming would forward something like it. It's really hilarious! But unfortunately she died...She was shot a at the head as per autopsy. A shrapnel was found latteral to the position of bullet exit point. From investigation conducted by higher authority bullet came from a high caliber ammo only owned by his employer.
So alam nyo na kung anong klaseng INDAAY pipiliin niyo next time ha?
Here are other adventures of Inday.
"Potatoes, when consumed in their raw state are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels because of its simple sugar . When cooked in high temperatures like French fries, they produce large amount of free radicals in the body causing aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer, weight gain . One French fry is worse tha n one cigarette ."
- sagot ni Inday sa amo nya kung bakit di sya nagluluto ng French fries. (Nutritionist din pala si Inday!)
"Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment inflicted upon you!"
- Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na wag malikot
"Nurture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn't cost anything to do so. But mean what you say, and say what you mean. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words."
- yan ang sabi ni Inday nung di sya pinautang at pinagmumura pa ng amo nya
"The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize."
- nageexplain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam (aba, career much si Inday!)
"Listening to the nonsense talk about someone's life is a pathetic way of entertainment. It doesn't contribute to the good of the society. I hate character assassinators!"
- reklamo ni Inday ng natsismis sya ng kapitbahay! (di ko kinaya si Inday!)
"Dear Sir/Madam,
Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis."
- si Inday, nagpapaalam para mamalengke!
On a Sunday go once around.
Because when the rides done, the hopes that you have carried,
they fall out from your hands back to the ground.
Live with that, live that.
Learn as the drugs leave.
Learn as you lose it.
You will.
The haze clears from your eyes on a Sunday.
- A Sunday, Jimmy Eat World
i'm so not in a mood for any drama...stab me